I usually only watch Netflix but in one day of network TV, I found out that women, as a group:
Are thankful for having the right tampon on when they hang upside down.
We worry about that "not fresh feeling".
For the confidence to ask for a raise, we need to shower with Summer's Eve feminine wash.
Some of us have SAM in our pants.
We walk around with fur coats and Depends to show underawareness for bladder leakage.
We all want flowery smelling nether-regions.
Because all of our power as a woman comes from it, and men have fought and died for it, we should all
"hail to the V".
We all hate that feminine itch.
And for when we're "feeling rough around the edges and it's time to trim the hedges", there's Schick Quattro bikini trimmer.
According to these ads, we're stinky, itchy, leaky, not-so-fresh, hairy, and carry our power in our pants.
Men? They only have to worry about a 4 hour erection.
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