Why the hell can't we just leave the holidays alone? They always work beautifully until someone decides they can make money in a new and stupider way, hence: bird stuffed in a bird stuffed in a bird.
Since we're combining stuff:
How about for Christmas we have the "Angelfanta"? An elf sits on a shelf looking creepy, till Christmas Eve, when he delivers the packages, then jumps on top of the tree to watch over Christmas.
And Easter? "Eg-bun-oink". A rabbit hops around delivering colored eggs while the pig eats chocolate rabbits.
Memorial Day "Trafnic" while you sit bumper to bumper on the Atlantic City Expressway, set up your lunch baskets in the car and have a giant picnic.
4th of July "The Shore-b-q". while sitting on the beach baking in the sun, instead of fireworks, they just shoot off hamburgers and hot dogs.
And for the vegans, instead of chicken, ham, and beef, you can have "little-faux-peep", "s'ham", and "don't-beefooled".
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