Cyber Snatch

Cyber snatch

I passed a store in Philly called "Cyber Snatch" and I thought "What a great name for a porno site!" 

Then I realized it was in a row of stores and started to really think about it.

Do they now have strip joints that are all cyber cafes? 

Do dirty old men just go on, put their dollar in a computer and watch a stripper dance? 

When the dollar runs out, does the screen go black? 

Are these men able to put their face into a body, like in Jib Jab, and have a virtual stripper dance on their lap?

Do they wear earplugs and and listen to someone named "Candy Apple" whisper dirty sex talk into their ears?

Are they able to go to another site and pay for sexting with a girl of their choice? 

I kept myself amused thinking about this while I sat at the doctor's office. 

I passed the place again on my way home, and did a double take because the name of the place was actually "Cyber Santech".

#new porn name 

#porn cafe