You picked the food, you're gonna eat it!
I like the way you're sitting quietly!
Good job keeping your food in the bowl!
Nobody thinks you're funny!
You have until the count of three, one, two... Good choice!
If you scratch that chair one more time, you're gonna find yourself without any treats....
You were given a direction, now get off that counter RIGHT NOW!
Aww, you're so snuggly! WAIT! Don't you dare sneeze in my face....Damn it Eminem! Go get me a tissue!
Don't lay like that with all your pointy parts sticking up in the air: you're like a cactus with fur.
Don't slam against me for loving, and then swipe at me when I pet you. I'll swipe you back, I swear I will.
You need a quiet mouth. Meowing at me isn't going to get your food any sooner.
Everybody needs to stop meowing at me!
#cats #kittens #furballs
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