We need an Autumn runway collection, shoes to keep me safe.

I went outside today and made the mistake of taking one step onto the concrete. And hit a wet leaf. My feet did that air peddling Like I was on an invisible bicycle While my arms were grabbing For anything I could get hold of. Finally, I was able to latch onto the doorjam And fall back into the lobby With minimal damage. Of course I was laughing hysterically because it was funny And I was soaking wet. Why do they have Shoes for rock climbing Boots for walking in mud and puddles Crampons for walking in ice Flip flops for the beach But nothing for walking on wet leaves?