People have stuff/annoyances happen to them all the time. Somehow, these things happen to me more than most, oooorrrrr maybe I just notice them more. Either way, I almost always find them funny.....
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
They fine people for that???
So I ran into my doctors office
In Philly this morning
a couple minutes late
As usual,
And I asked the girl
At the front desk,
"Hey, do they give tickets to
street walkers here?"
She looked at me funny and
Said, "Yeah, they give them big fines,
Like $2,500, and arrest them."
I didn't believe her.
She said they really did.
I told her that was a bunch of crap.
And no wonder Aunt Cynthia
hated Pennsylvania.cc
I said that I'M a street walker.
And in New Jersey
I've never gotten fined, or arrested.
Who the hell wants to park their car.
Walk to the corner.
Cross at the light.
Then come back to the
Opposite side of the street
Where you parked your car.
The girl looked at me and said.
"Julie. That's a JAY WALKER"
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
We need an Autumn runway collection, shoes to keep me safe.
I went outside today
and made the mistake
of taking one step
onto the concrete.
And hit a wet leaf.
My feet did that air peddling
Like I was on an invisible bicycle
While my arms were grabbing
For anything I could get hold of.
Finally, I was able to latch
onto the doorjam
And fall back into the lobby
With minimal damage.
Of course I was laughing
hysterically
because it was funny
And I was soaking wet.
Why do they have
Shoes for rock climbing
Boots for walking in mud and puddles
Crampons for walking in ice
Flip flops for the beach
But nothing for walking on wet leaves?
Thursday, November 17, 2016
Thank you, Netflix
I know I said I'm taking a break,
From social media,
but I feel the need
to get this out of my system.
With the environment
the way it is right now,
I'm probably going
to make some people mad
by saying this.
But a week from now,
on the 25th,
there's an event
that a lot of us have been waiting for.
And I want to say
that I hope Netflix
doesn't bring Kirk back.
To Gilmore Girls.
There.
I said it.
I'm not a fan of Kirk.
He added nothing to the show.
Other than that.
Woo hoo!
8 more days
Till we can get cozy again
With Lorelai
And Rory
And all will
Feel right with the world.
For at least
4 episodes.
Thank you, Netflix.
#GilmoreGirlsComfort @gilmoregirls #netflixgilmoregirls @netflix
Sunday, November 13, 2016
"Trump's America"
I just read a woman's post
who said she was in Philly,
when she saw a white man
get into an altercation with a cab driver. And the white man told the cab driver to "go back where he came from".
This woman was upset.
And she said "This is how it is, now that we're living in "Trump's America".
I know people are upset
And scared
But to say THAT?
"This is how it is, now that we're living in
"Trump's America".
Is a bunch of crap.
Stuff like that
Has been happening for years:
Since 9/11
Since planes flew into our towers,
And our Pentagon.
And a loner in Virginia Tech
And backpacks in Boston
Shooters in too many malls,
A loner in Santa Monica college
A damn shooter in a nightclub,
A loner in a Christian University,
And a married couple at a special needs party.
Everytime
a cab driver
gas station attendant
Dunkin Donuts owner
7/11 owner
rips you off
The first thing you hear people say:
"Why doesn't he go back where he came from".
If everyone starts saying:
"This is how it is, now that we're living in "Trump's America".
It will perpetuate the media frenzy
That Donald Trump
is taking this nation to hell.
What that lady saw was
not a hate crime
That was an ignorant, pissed
off white man
Who would have called
the cab driver a rude name, no matter
What color, race, or gender he was
Regardless of who was elected on Tuesday.
Why don't we wait until January
And see what Donald Trump does
Maybe "Trump's America" will come
to mean something positive.
But we won't know until then.
@trumpsamerica #trumpsamerica
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
"Yes, we can", "Stronger together", "Make America great again"!
Ugh!!!
I'm still seeing bitter posts about the election.
At this point who cares?
It's over.
He won.
He actually made a very gracious acceptance speech.
He thanked HRC
For all her hard work
and acknowledged that
we owe her a debt of gratitude
for all of her service to our country
Let's hope this is a new Donald,
one we can stand behind to lead our country to greatness.
Now that the election's over,
can we forget about the
Democrats and Republicans
and unite again as Americans?
We heard from Hillary and Obama today, so why don't we take a little bit
from all three of their campaigns?
Prove that "Yes, we can", "Stronger together", "Make America great again"!
@trump @election2016 #trump2016 #crybabylosers
#YesWeCanStrongerTogetherMakeAmericaGreatAgain!
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