People have stuff/annoyances happen to them all the time. Somehow, these things happen to me more than most, oooorrrrr maybe I just notice them more. Either way, I almost always find them funny.....
Monday, July 24, 2017
Sand castles, and fireworks, and witches, oh my!
You know how it is.
It's the third week of July.
It's been in the high 90's,
for weeks on end.
The humidity is disgusting.
You've been living in a bathing suit,
flip-flops, and not much else.
Where else does your mind turn to?
Halloween.
Of course.
Sand castles, fireworks, and spooky witches.
Fear not.
Acme has you covered.
They've got their Halloween candy out.
Monday, July 17, 2017
A week's worth of ice cream
A couple of times
every summer,
Aunt Cynthia and I
would walk down to
Sundae Best, in Avalon
to get ice cream.
And, every time,
my uncle
would yell at us.
and tell us that
he could make us
ice cream sundaes
every night for a week,
and it would be cheaper
than what we'd spend
on just one visit.
He was maybe right.
But, in the summer,
you have to get ice cream
from the ice cream place
in town.
Even if a cone costs
the same as a half gallon.
Today I took my niece
To some self serve
Froyo yogurt place, in Westmont
And told her she could get
whatever she wanted.
So she did.
And I paid for it.
$8.50
EIGHT! DOLLARS! AND! FIFTY! CENTS!
For one ice cream mess.
That didn't even have a cone.
And what did I say?
"Oh! My! God! Kelly!!!
I could have bought
4 half gallons of ice cream
that are on sale at the
Acme right now!!!"
But it was worth it.
Because it's summer.
And she was happy.
And I want to be
the Aunt Cynthia to all
my nieces and nephews.
Tuesday, July 11, 2017
Swimming pool games
I was sound asleep this morning,
And I heard a knock on my door
So I yelled hello
(Of course, I didn't get out of bed)
And I didn't hear anything,
So I yelled hello again,
and asked who it was.
And I heard a girl's voice say
"Marco"
Seriously?
Someone wanted to play
swimming games with me
that early in the morning?
So I yelled "Polo"
Nothing.
So I yelled "Polo" again.
And she didn't answer.
I don't know. It was weird.
So I just went back to sleep.
And forgot all about it.
When I got up
there was an envelope
In my door from my friend
Christine, at the front office.
When she came over later
She mentioned that she had
papers to return to me.
I said, "Oh you already did.
They were in my door this morning."
She said, "I forgot I had her drop them off. That was my friend Margot."
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