It had a sign that said "Watch out for Presbyterians in crosswalks".
Pretty specific sign.
Especially for a church.
If you hit a Presbyterian did you go to hell?
Was there any leeway?
What if it was their fault because they were jaywalking?
If you hit an Episcopalian, Baptist, Methodist, or a Lutheran, were you damned because they were also Protestants?
Did that mean that it was ok to hit a Catholic?
While I pondered this, a horn honked so I pulled away.
But I looked back to read the sign again.
Yup.
"Watch out for Pedestrians in the crosswalk".
#Mowingdownpedestrians #gladimnotcatholic
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