Sunset in Stone Harbor

Eensy weensy spider climbed up my pillowcase

I walked in from outside

and plopped down on my bed

and a spider crawled from my shirt

onto my pillow 

I quickly flicked it into the floor because, well, ew. 

Who wants a spider walking on their pillow?

Them I sicced the cat on it.

After much fun chasing it around, 

the cat ate it. 

Then jumped up on the bed 

And threw it up.

All over my pillow. 

#spidervsvomit?

It's ok to run over Catholics

I was sitting at a red light in front of a church.

It had a sign that said "Watch out for Presbyterians in crosswalks". 

Pretty specific sign. 

Especially for a church. 

If you hit a Presbyterian did you go to hell? 

Was there any leeway?

What if it was their fault because they were jaywalking?

If you hit an Episcopalian, Baptist, Methodist, or a Lutheran, were you damned because they were also Protestants?

Did that mean that it was ok to hit a Catholic?

While I pondered this, a horn honked so I pulled away.

But I looked back to read the sign again.

Yup.

"Watch out for Pedestrians in the crosswalk".

#Mowingdownpedestrians #gladimnotcatholic

Microsoft "wiruses" in India

There is no Microsoft respond center that monitors your computer remotely. 

The Indian men who call to tell that your computer is full of "wiruses" are scamming you. 

If you're going to scam people, at least learn to pronounce the letter V   

#getajobinyourowncountry      #stopthirdworldscammers 

#callthembackandsellthemcamels