Can i be a "bag lady" in this day and age?

I just had to run to Walgreens to pick up photos. And, it being a lazy Sunday, OR, me, being lazy, on a Sunday didn't feel like getting dressed. So I threw on a pair of sweatshorts over my longjohns, and an Avalon sweatshirt over my pajama top, and a ripped Polo ball cap on, and left the house. It was the ugliest-ass outfit you ever saw. Never mind the fact that the sweatshorts are Ralph Lauren, They're sweatshorts! And GREY. Ugly. And my longjohns have blood on them down the calf because I neglected to notice that I cut my leg. And when I bleed, it's a murder scene. And I didn't comprehend the hideousness of my outfit, until it was staring at me in the reflection of the Walgreens door. And I realized I looked like a bag lady. Except in this "Oh So Sensitive" Politically Correct climate, I couldn't say that. So I decided that the new term is "Big Brown Bag American". But watch. Even though Bloomingdales has had that term forever Someone will object to the use of "brown".