People have stuff/annoyances happen to them all the time. Somehow, these things happen to me more than most, oooorrrrr maybe I just notice them more. Either way, I almost always find them funny.....
Sunday, March 17, 2019
Why is there an egg in bed with me?
So last night
I hopped into bed,
and an egg rolled
out of my sheets.
Not a big egg,
this was the size
of a Robin's egg.
It was white,
and spotted with brown.
So I picked it up,
but it was too soft
to be an egg.
So, being my father's daughter,
I sniffed it.
It smelled like cinnamon.
I smushed it in my fingers
a little bit,
and realized what it was.
I had brought
my lunch out,
and set my snack
on the plate with it
and then got distracted.
My cat, Jake,
sensing an opportunity,
grabbed it, and ran.
He then, licked
all of the cinnamon
off of the outside,
and left me with
a naked Irish Potato.
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