People have stuff/annoyances happen to them all the time. Somehow, these things happen to me more than most, oooorrrrr maybe I just notice them more. Either way, I almost always find them funny.....
Monday, June 25, 2018
Mirror, Mirror
I am pretty much close to blind.
Without my glasses
So when I put mascara on
it's a disaster.
I have to be an inch from the mirror,
which then gets fogged up
and I get all sweaty
from the close space
Today. I found out that putting
mascara on in the airport
is about the worst makeup experience
I could ever have.
The counter was three feet wide.
So I had to take a running jump,
to parkour onto the counter
just to sit on top of it.
And then, lean OVER the sink,
to see my eyes.
Meanwhile the sink
was electronically activated,
So everytime I breathed
I got soaked.
while my right side
was getting squirted with soap.
And there were no paper towels.
Or hand blowers
They only had those
"Efficient Hand Dryers"
That you stick your hands down into
and sound like a rocket blasting off.
So, ticked off,
I rounded the corner,
thinking maybe toilet seat covers
would work to dry me off in a pinch
And there, hanging on the wall,
was a full length mirror.
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