People have stuff/annoyances happen to them all the time. Somehow, these things happen to me more than most, oooorrrrr maybe I just notice them more. Either way, I almost always find them funny.....
Friday, February 23, 2018
What's in a name? A lot! When it has bad press twice!
I think we can safely say that the name "Scott Peterson" has been ruined forever....
Wednesday, February 14, 2018
Gun control? Here we go again!
Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
Here we go again.
With today's shooting
there's gonna a major outcry
for gun control.
But we still need to look
at the underlying issue
of mental health.
You can take
all the guns away
but you're still gonna have
people who are mentally ill.
and they're gonna find a way
to "get revenge".
Whether it's using a bomb.
or driving a truck through a crowd.
So, call for gun control.
But it's not gonna solve anything.
No.
It's not.
We need to look for signs
of kids being bullied
Or signs of mental illness.
Like anything out of the ordinary
on social media.
that gives HINTS that someone
may be focusing on a topic
or subject that
could come out in a violent
burst that hurts people.
It's not hard to see the warnings!
Maybe if everyone was as vigilant
abut these kids
social media accounts
that glorify weapons,
as they are about guns
after an incident,
they could stop the shootings
before they happen.
Monday, February 12, 2018
Meep meep
Sony Pictures had to apologize
because an animated character
used blackberries
as weapons
in the Peter Rabbit movie
Seriously!
An animated character
(Peter Rabbit)
used a slingshot
to fling a blackberry
into the mouth
of Mr. McGregor
who was allergic,
who then went into
anaphylaxis shock
and had to give
himself an epi-pen.
In that vein,
I'd like the Acme company
to offer an apology
to the Road Runner.
for all of the anvils
they sold to Wile E Coyote
in his effort to have the
Road Runner for dinner.
@Sony @nj101.5
Sunday, February 11, 2018
Blue light special!
I had to get my license renewed.
Apparently they've changed things.
You're not allowed to smile anymore.
You have to have a "neutral" face.
And the guy made me take my glasses off.
I told him that was stupid,
because I'm never NOT
gonna have my glasses on.
He said that for facial recognition
they need me without my glasses.
I said, but I will ALWAYS have them ON,
I'm blind without them,
that for facial recognition
they'll need pictures of me
with them on.
Yeah, that didn't fly with him.
and he made me take them off.
He told me to stop smiling
and to look at the blue light.
I said, "Blue light?
Dude, I can't even see the camera."
#njDMV
Friday, February 9, 2018
Yeah, your food is rotten! Don't take it out on us!
Welcome to Butt Hurt Nation!
Where humor goes to die
Where you can't do, or say anything
Without offending someone.
Party City ran an advertisement,
A funny, maybe 30 second, advertisement,
Poking fun,
at the tastelessness
of gluten-free food.
Cardboard and glue-tasting
Gluten-free food.
Celiacs all over,
were offended,
demanded an apology,
and a boycott on the store.
And Party City caved,
apologized and pulled the ad.
Yet, we all know,
the ad was true.
Gluten-free food is hideous.
How about, instead of Celiacs
Getting mad at Party City,
They get mad at the
food manufacturers,
And demand better recipes
for gluten-free food?
Maybe they'll finally
get something edible,
And the return of their
sense of humor.
@partycity
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