United I stand

I went to the gym today. First time in years I'm trying to do PT to get so I can stand up for more than 2 minutes at a time. When I got home, I poured myself out of the car and I could hear, from the field around the corner a girl starting to sing The National Anthem. So I took my hat off, and I stood right there. In the street A block away and listened to her sing The National Anthem. Because that's what you do. You stand. And this girl? She was singing like she had something to prove. My legs were jelly. I was shaking, and jiggling. But I stood. Because that's what you do You stand. when someone is singing The National Anthem. #unitedwestand

Bunny hop on out of here

Sad bunnies everywhere mourn the passing of a legend. Hugh Hefner was responsible for more "hidden media" than all of the politicians In Washington. (How many beds had a Playboy under the mattress?) Hef showed the world that boobs and heineys belong in magazines. And that every girl likes to sit naked in a meadow or on a horse or walking down the beach, or on a car hood. Or dreamed of playing naked volleyball with other girls. Rocking a bathrobe, Living in a mansion, With a gaggle of "girls" The Hef was hero To all men. But he set women Back to the stone ages. God bless him May he rest in peace. And may the idea of "the bunnies" go with him.